Little Hitler Spotted in Cavan - Jonny Doyle claims ninjas to be the new forerunners of the 4th reich
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"I am ordering the execution of 3000 guitarists and a little kitten" screams Herr Doyle from his bunker in the Cavan Mountains.
"But Mein Fuhrer, why kill a kitten? asks his trusted aide.
"See... my point exactly, no one cares about the guitarists, always the kitten" he proclaims.
Brandishing a leather waistcoat, Mr Doyle has sworn vengence on all those that play more strings than him.
He plans to start his musical genocide by erradicating amplifiers, replacing them with preamps, whereby he will finish off his masterplan with 2 octave pedals on his bass playing those parts himself.
"Im a one-man new valley wolves motherfucker" he laughs manically as he bashes out "all the small things"
"eventually, it will be all about the bass"
"all about the bass?" inquires our reporter, to which Doyle replies "NO TREBLE".
Drummers are next, he remarks.
"First i will begin with mesh heads, then an E-Kit, Then replace it with a Cajon, until they are so miserable, they will gladly comply to march to the concentration camp".
Our reporter then asked the question, Will there be mass executions of drummers too fuhrer"
"Ah jaysus", he replies, "Thats Gas"
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