Ciara ruined Christmas says Kim Jong Un

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Kim Jong Un has used good binoculars to determine how ruined Christmas is, and sources say he is amazed at how ruined Ciara had actually made it.
Earlier today they completed 17 botched missile launches into the ocean as a show of strength against Ciara who ruined Christmas.
Kim had asked santa for a new outfit for his My Little Dictator doll which he now fears won't arrive. It's understood he has executed his Elf in the Shelf in a blind rage over Ciara ruining of Christmas.
Tensions with the South are mounting and it's feared he might use his binoculars to look at them if he doesn't get some more cheese to calm him down.

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