Armed Raid On Local Shop
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In the quiet suburbs of Agher in Co.Meath lies a secluded shop. Locals are in shock today after two armed men came into the shop "Nangles" and robbed the shopkeeper "Vincent Nangle 82" at Gun point. The pair fled the scene in a 320d Grey BMW that sounded like it was "running on 3 cyclinders" said local man ~Nathan Nangle.
"I was out fixing the car and next i neard the father shouting *Get the buck rake Nathan!* I ran like f**k after I finished making my funny noises because I am a nucular disaster away from The Incredible Hulk".
Many locals believe the thieves had been provoked by the owners lack of skills of being able to count the "fizzy jellies" properly said one man
No more information on the thieves have been recovered apart from "paddy that sells the eggs" was left a Euro short the previous night before , Time will tell if this small rural area in Meath can pull itself back together.
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