Local man wanted by police for string of neighborhood ding, dong, ditch attacks

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Altoona police are searching for Justin Cruthers, who they say has been seen ringing doorbells and running away. Police say he can be seen after each ding dong, running sloppily while attempting to hold up his very loose pants. If you see the assailant, do not attempt to apprehend him. Contact Altoona Police or his wife so she can smack his ass and send him to bed with no supper.

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