Clinton Campaign Alleges Trump Colluded with Aliens to Sway Election
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In a stunning move today, the Clinton Campaign alleged Donald Trump colluded with aliens to influence the election and sway unsuspecting voters to vote for him. The allegations initially caused an uproar among far-left, die-hard Clintonites, who mistakenly believed Clinton meant illegal aliens, a/k/a "undocumented immigrants," 99.987 percent of whom were known to have voted for Clinton.
The Clinton camp quickly clarified that they were referring to aliens from outer space. John Podesta, campaign chief, stated, "We have evidence from anonymous sources confirming Trump was in direct contact with higher-intelligence life forms from outside our solar system - aliens with the ability to control minds - advanced technology - and that he persuaded them to infiltrate the minds of millions of voters, away from Hillary and into the arms of Trump."
When pressed for details, the Clinton camp cited a strange, orange aura around Trump, one they claimed could only be from interstellar origins, and the fact that no one in his or her right mind, except for a handful of extreme right-wingers, would ever vote for Trump.
When further pressed on why the campaign appeared to be dropping its story about Russian hacking, Podesta said that the Russians were mere pawns in a much bigger conspiracy, "one that reaches into the very depths of the universe." He added, "We will not rest until this outrageous interference in our election process is corrected. Hillary would be our next president if not for those pesky aliens who learned how to control minds before we did. Now please, let us cry over our spilled milky way."
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