Gresham Teen Arrested, Multiple Charges.
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Mathew Joseph Odeen, Was Arrested Late Last Night Off 174th & Stark St. At About 4:36 A.M. Portland Police Recieved A Phone Call From A Family In Distress Saying A Man Had Broken Into Their House Forcing Them To Buy Marijuana Screaming, "Buy All This F******* 9 Pound Bammer And Hippie Chicken I Got Or Your Moms A Hoe!". Then He Proceeded To Run Around The Home Screaming "Someone buy the kid a wood ???? Or I Tickle Everyone's Booty You Lint Lickers!". Luckily Police Officers Responded Quickly And Rushed Into The Home And Tazed The Suspect. The Suspect In Custody Has Been Arrested On Multiple Charges. Such As Being A Bitch, Smoking The Finest Reggie Portland Has To Offer, Robbing 14 Year Olds For Retro 10's And Tried Selling Them On A Facebook Shoe Page. Portland Police Has Yet To Make Any Comments On The Arrest. This Case Is Still On Going, If You Have Any Information Call 1-800-Ya-Mama-Raised-A-Snitch.
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