BREAKING: Laclede County woman escapes

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Susan Van Note of Kansas City who was recently convicted of the murder of her father, William B. Van Note, and his long time companion, Sharon L. Dickson, has escaped from local authorities while in custody of the Laclede County police Department. Susan is known to be dangerous, possibly armed. Reports of sightings have made their way to the local authorities. An anonymous tip was received that she yelled "I have unfinished business" She was last seen in Camden County wearing a white suit with the words "Laclede County Jail". A bounty has been set for $5,000. Any information should be reported to the Camden or Laclede county Sheriffs Department.

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