Local authorities hot in pursuit of former Johnson County native
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Officials are asking for assistance in the apprehension of Bradley Mullins, 34, formerly from Johnson County, Ky. Mr. Mullins is wanted for being "too hot to handle". Reports indicate he was last seen by his smitten wife on Thursday, February 9th, 2017. Mrs. Mullins could not recall what her husband was wearing, due to being unable to get past his dreamy brown eyes but worries he is at risk to spontaneously combust if not located soon. If you see this man, please contact authorities from afar and do not approach unless wearing fire retardant clothing and jealous wife deterant.
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