Newark Valley man wanted by police

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Local resident, Christopher Dyer 30, is wanted by the New York State Police - Troop C in regards to multiple burglaries in the local area. According to Trooper Klock, Dyer is accused of entering multiple homes in the area of New York State Rout 38B in Newark Valley. According to the NYSP the accused, Dyer, has been entering homes and stealing freshly made pies on left in kitchens. According to the state police Dyer is known for stealing the freshly made pies off window sills, but due to the cold weather Dyer has been forced to enter the actual home. If anyone has any information about Dyer's whereabouts they are encouraged to contact the state police immediately. Callers can remain anonymous.

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