Endicott, NY Man Charged With Possessing Child Porn Stashed At The Bottom Of The Huge Back Pocket Of His JNCO's
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Residents of Endicott, NY, a small town located in Upstate New York, were shocked to learn that local resident and owner of Paul Fallon's Professional Dance Studio For The Blind, Paul Fallon, 38, was found in possession of child pornography, a felony. This comes as quite the shock given Paul Gallons standing in the community. Paul Fallon has been described as a caring and charitable man, most notably for his work with teaching the blind how to dance to many different styles of music. One former student, name withheld, commented "Yeah, Paul always seemed like a nice guy. We would hang out in the studio after class and talk about our favorite bands. He loved Jimmy Ray. He always talked about how much he loved to teach dance to the blind and his love for JNCO Jeans. I wear them to this day, thanks to Paul. They are great for keeping really long or big things inside of them like Nerds ropes, B-Mets mini novelty bats, Slim Jim's, Discman portable CD players, an extra T-shirt, and so on. The pockets are so big, yanno? I guess Paul liked to keep 16 gigs of child porn in his. Its really sad. Its like, where are the blind going to go to dance, now?"
Paul Fallon, nor his public defender have been available for comment. More on this story as it develops.
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