A Rodent and Roach Infestation has been discovered at Cimarron-Memorial High School
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A recent inspection conducted by the Department of Health and Safety has discovered a severe infestation of roaches and rodents cohabiting within the school's kitchen.
Kitchen staff reported no visible sightings of such pests, however, during an inspection, rodent excrement and fly larva colloquially known as maggots were found contaminating the food.
Evidence suggest that it is very likely that the students and perhaps the staff have been ingesting the food for a period possibly reaching two years.
When this news was brought to the administration, they refuted all claims and refused to answer any questions our reporter asked them.
The school will be shut down for the next week. Worrying, is the fact that there is little evidence to think that the school is doing anything about the situation.
This story will be updated as we learn more about the situation.
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