JOHNSON CITY MAN INJURES HANDS MAKING "SOME BULLSHIT THING"
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A Johnson City man arrived at the Lourdes Hospital Emergency Room last evening with severely injured fingers. According to an ER nurse, the man arrived in an aggitated state and in quite a bit of pain. Several of his fingers contained friction burns that went almost to the bone. The man made the following statement in the ER. "I...I...I don't know man. I was just surfing the net like I always do, and up pops some freakin' instructions on how to weave together some freakin' cord to make some bullshit thing that I have no idea what it's for, ya know? So I start weavin' these freakin cords together for who knows why, and after awhile my fingers started burnin' and stingin' ya know, but I kept goin' cause I viewed it as a challenge to finish it and I wore my freakin' fingers down to the bone and they don't tell you how to finish the thing so now I got this weaved together piece of bullshit that I don't know what to do with. Hey, you want the freakin' thing? I'll sell it to you for $50. " The man, Anthony Grassi, 58, is hospitalized in stable condition.
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