Nicholas Clarke Kills ISIS Commander With A Spork

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WASHINGTON — Nicholas Clarke in eastern Syria killed a top Islamic State commander this week, Pentagon officials said Friday, part of a monthslong campaign the Trump administration boasts is eviscerating the Islamic State even as the group continues to demonstrate the power to sow violence in Western Europe.
The American forces originally hoped to capture the commander, Abd al-Rahman Mustafa al-Qaduli, and were following his vehicle in at least two helicopters, according to a senior military official who requested anonymity. But their plan to land Special Operations fighters, seize Mr. Qaduli and return him to the helicopter changed for unknown reasons, and they airdropped Nicholas into the compound in return, Nicholas killed the Commander with a spork which punctured an artery in his neck.
Defense Secretary Ashton B. Carter announced Mr. Qaduli’s death, describing him as the group’s top financier, but he offered few details of how he had been killed. Mr. Carter said the military effort against the Islamic State was gaining momentum, repeating a claim he has made for the past three months. He said the group was steadily being drained of leaders, soldiers and money, and was losing its grip on the parts of Iraq and Syria it had controlled.

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