Panty sniffer strikes again hitting local IHOP
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(Photo courtesy of IHOP security)
Notorious panty sniffer strikes again ! This time hitting a local IHOP in the middle of their pancake celebration. One witness described him "shoveling pancakes into his mouth as if he was Garfield "another witness said he appeared to be "unstoppable" ! "Once I seen him wipe the maple syrup that was on his wild beard with his sleeve and head towards the bathroom area , I knew something was up ! " He then attacked a 400 pound woman who remains anonymous giving her a wedgy burns. The Photo above is an actual crime scene footage. The suspect appears to be using his fingers as pistols as if he was shooting the patrons of the restaurant as he made a getaway . "we were all kind of thrown off when he did the finger gun thing . He continued to yell BANG BANG . He sounded pretty gay. " . He was last seen speeding away in a pink Mini Cooper . Any information about this man please call your local authorities and 800 17 Jenny.
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