Local Man Arrested For Stealing Macaroni And Cheese From Dollar General

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A local man, Josh Hollister, was arrested today after he was caught shoplifting macaroni and cheese from Dollar General in Masury, OH. Josh, who was caught on camera slipping the cheesy goodness into his coat, completely denied it when questioned by store employees. By the time police arrived, Josh had opened up boxes of the macaroni and covered himself with Velveeta cheese. He then started to run from police throughout the store saying, " I'm deliciously cheesy!" No further word has been heard.

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