Elliott woman arrested for beating boyfriend for not putting her into early labor.

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Mary Christensen 35, of Elliott was arrested late Monday nite and charged with assault after she beat her boyfriend to the point he had to have jaw wired shut. When asked why,she stated that he "promised to thin her cervix by banging her out" until she went into labor. He was unsuccessful after several attempts which sent Christensen into a crazy person.

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