Nick Anderson named hottest man alive by all women, everywhere.

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Earlier today, a poll conducted by Rasmussen has confirmed something that most reasonable, level-headed, sentient primates have understood for years : Nick Anderson is the most attractive member of the human (homo sapien) species.

A very bored team of pollsters collected and counted the vote late Monday evening, announcing in record-breaking time the unanimous findings to an elated, if completely un-surprised press core.

"Nick is hot; hotter than molten lava", Angelica Nickleback, a CNN correspondent announced, sarcastically, "also : grass is green, the sky is blue, and water is wet."

"Just give him his Unlimited Stewardess-Threeway badge, and let's get back to talking about Trump!" NBC contributor, Marcus Wiffleballs, decreed. "I have a deadline!"

Nick was not immediately available for comment as, presumably, he has begun pregame preparations for a long night of acceptance "speeches."

Godspeed, Nicholas; godspeed.

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