Methane-Maniac, Did She Inherit the Addiction to Release Fecal Clouds into Bottles??

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Earlier today, we interviewed the notorious "Methane-Maniac," known as Madison LaFollette from River Forest Jr Sr High School. The 15-year-old is now receiving professional help for the gassy habit. But a new speculation has come up to our sources. Does Madison LaFollette inherit this addiction from her mother, Lillian LaFollette?

According to M. LaFollette's older brother, Anthony Horn, his mother had the same obsession when she was 15 years old.

"My Grammy once told me that my mom was expelled from her high school for farting in various containers," says Horn. "It was something dark, and often forbidden to be spoken of in our household."

"It's true," says middle child, Ryan LaFollette. He did not want to say anything else on the matter.

We have not yet contacted Lillian LaFollette on whether this is true.

Come back for more updates on the Methane-Maniac.

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