Man found dead on Northwest side.

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45 year old Ronald Guin was found dead early this morning of gunshot wounds near the Jefferson Park area. There are no suspects under arrest at this time but witnesses say they saw the victim stumbling around apparently heavily intoxicated and agitated right before they heard gunshots.
Police say they noticed beer cans scattered around the victim along with a half a bottle of Jim Beam. On his person they retrieved an eight ball of cocaine and an ounce of high grade Marijuana along with a substantial amount of "magic mushrooms".
Ronald leaves behind 2 daughters and a wife. He was the singer of the local band Eye Gouger back in the early 90's. He just recently reformed his band Nam Land, and formed the band Murder Capital. Ronald wife Michele said, "He was a crazy nutcase but he didn't deserve to be shot down in the streets. We do truely live in the Murder Capital.
If you have any information about the murder of Ronald Guin, please contact the police department.

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