Trump signs Executive Order Reinstating Prohibition
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President Trump signed another executive order Monday morning, fulfilling another campaign pledge, this one to eliminate alcohol, as it is the number one danger to Americans.
Trump signed the order during an Oval Office photo op, saying, "We're going after bars and taverns, No watering hole is safe" adding, "This will be the biggest such act our country has ever seen."
The directive exempts regulations relating to the military, national security and foreign affairs.
Business groups applauded Trump's order. The National Federation of Independent Business calls it "a good first step on the long road toward eliminating Mexicans who drink too much Tequila."
Alcoholic groups however were dismayed. Alcoholics Anonymous director Anheuser Busch called the new policy "as dumb as it gets." In a statement, Busch said, "So you'll protect my drinking water but only in exchange for destroying my business?"
Rolling back regulations has long been a goal of Republican and Democratic administrations, but its not easy, as we've reported.
There are some 80,000 pages in the Federal Register, where all federal rules are published. But in order to repeal a regulation, a federal agency has to go through the same notice and comment rule making process used to formulate new regulations. And that generally takes at least a year.
There is a workaround for newly enacted regulations, the Congressional Review Act. It gives lawmakers the opportunity to repeal regulations approved in the last 60 days of the congressional session. But that, too, is a time-consuming process, and given the Senate's need to act on Trump's nominations, it's likely that only a relatively few regulations will be repealed in this manner.
One is likely to come up this week. House leaders say they will attempt to repeal the "Bros before hos rule, an Obama administration regulation that forbids bros from bailing on their buddies when their "ho" wants to see them.
Republicans and the ho industry say the regulation threatens jobs. The Natural Resources Defense Council says bitches be tripping, and men should be able to do what they want regardless of their relationship status.
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