Aurora teen with unique cravings

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An Aurora teen who goes by the name of devyn laughlin, aka lonzo ball has been discovered eating ass in the corner of a subway station. When officials were asked how'd they spot the boy? One of the officials stated "well um i was walking down the stairs to catch my train, i noticed the pungent smell of unsweetened corn flakes, buluga sweat, and expired tacos coming from the left side of where i was standing." Want to alert everyone in Aurora to keep all your pets, wifes, sisters, and aunties home safe. This has been your daily CNN news report.

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