The Newest Champion of the World?
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You heard it here first folks, there is a new champion of the world and his name is Chase. After beating Jesus with both hands shoved firmly up his ass none other than Chase Furr took the cake and beating Jesus in under negative 0 seconds. This brought him to the greatest challenge he's ever faced in his entire life of living. Jesus has a few word to say after the fight saying "Chases 2 hand fisting of his own asshole was nothing over ever seen" he went on to say that "he was nimble like turd in the water but fast like a hot dog in a hallway". Chase then moved to the biggest threat to the world.... The granny trannys. Chases only hope was to use his secret move which would kill him instantly and then he'd die instantly. This move was past down generation after generation of incest from his fam. This move was called total eradication of the anus. Chase lunges forward at the granny tranny. The granny tranny has no fear in his/her eyes but little did he/she know it was about to get shitty. Chase after lunging himself at the tranny pulls his fists out of his ass and shoves them straight into the trannys anus and pushs out and instantly rips her/he in half making chase furr the champion of the world. Chase also dies cause he op asf
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