Consett scumbag duo face charges for attacks on elderly women

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Patrick Storey (pictured on the left) & Josh Parkin (right) have been arrested under suspicion of attacking innocent elderly ladies in the Consett area. Two witnesses have came forward to bring these scumbags to justice and one witness was quoted saying " i heard the ginger one shout 'get back dorris geordie boys got me back" as the other one(josh parkin) began to give the old lady a chinese burn followed by a wet willy. Investigations are ongoing

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