Two Rivers Closing Soon, Pushes Back Graduation to Stay Open Longer
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CREC Two RIvers Magnet High School is closing this year after realizing that it was a terrible idea and the state is broke. They tried to save dollars by serving crusty beef patties and moldy oranges to the students, who, mostly being on free/reduced lunch, can't get anything better. After realizing their dream of BARK was going to come to an end, (as well as a lot of jobs) Robert McCain and the staff decided to hatch a plan to have a snow day even though there wasn't any snow so that they could extend the promised graduation date from the 16th of June to the 21st. All the teachers are happy for those few extra dollars in their wallet before the unemployment checks come rolling in, meanwhile most students here are ready to just dip. SHUT DOWN THIS DUTTY ASS SCHOOL LIKE WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
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