Belle Vernon man accused of Mopery

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Bret Kalakewich, 37, of Belle Vernon, Pennsylvania, is wanted on charges of Mopery, or the act of exposing your genitalia to a blind person. He may answer to the name "Nighthawk" and is to be considered extremely dangerous if you're a blind person. If you have any information on this scumbag, please contact the Belle Vernon Police Dept.

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