BREAKING NEWS!! Anal record
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Mr pharrel aged 28 scrawny build had a incedent with dorris on his courner road.
Tuesday 41th of january 2100hrs mr pharrell had a little bother with dorris.
Our dorris got harrased by mr pharrell when he was 13 he elegdely use to masturebate over her.
On the courner road at the time stated mr pharrel seen our kod dorris and thought to flash her. Dorris used her brain and lured mr pharrel into her house.
She tied him up by each limb amd started playing games with his anal
Dorris says "he enjoyed every moment of it. Its a shame his old bishop is like his arms tiny"
Mr pharrel went through hours of anal penetration rumor is hes got the record for biggest abd deepest hole.
Mr pharrel has only said " i enjoyed it hit dorris up to beat my record"
Big red wins
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