Neil Hart (aka) the porta- potty culprit
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Man arrested after dna exposed him as the phantom porta potty destroyer
I was with my girlfriend at the park when the urge to take a nice growler suddenly hit me, so I set off to find a restroom. It must have been too late in the season, because the door to the facility was LOCKED. Across a large field, I saw a group of porta-potties being set up. I tried my best to get there, letting out consecutive farts long the way. Then came a big one… only it wasn’t a fart. It was the fart’s evil cousin: THE SHART. FUCK. I finally got inside the porta-potty, only there was no toilet paper, THERE WAS NOTHING. Fuck it, we made it this far… So I sat there, finished doing my thing, and cleaned myself up with my shirt, socks, and pants and disposed of the terrible mess in the empty toilet. How was I to no that one of the caretakers would be so traumatised by the smell of my soiled pants that he had to have a new nose fitted
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