President Trump Signs Executive Order Making Peter Stellavato GUITAR GOD!!!
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
2059 61053 Shares
In a late night session intended to mend fences between Senate Republicans and Democrats a single topic was finally found on which everyone could agree, Connecticut guitar player, Peter Stellavato ROCKS! Mr. Trump jumped on his desk in the oval office and led everyone present in a mass air guitar medley of Pete's favorite songs. Invanka is rumored to have removed bits of her underclothing and thrown them at her father.
Sweaty, with his shirt tails hanging, President trumpo immediately sat down to dictate and then sign the Executive Order to the cheers from both sides of the isle. He then sniffed a stray ladies undergarment before wiping the sweat from his brow and tucking it into his pocket.
Dictator for Life Putin called within moments to explain that in no way did he have a bug in the Oval Office and went on to say, "We in Mother Russia have long felt the depth of Pyotor's play syle. We wish him to try balalaika. And vodka. Much... much vodka. But no peeing prostitutes like my little friend BabyHandsDon, your American, patriotik RussianSpyPOTUS, OK?"
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
Most Popular
-
1
a monkey escapes from the miami zoo and throws bananas from a tree Mario a monkey from the Miami Zoo has escaped last Friday from his cage when he escaped, he threw bananas at people from all over Los Angeles. This has led to a video called "banana rain going viral" right now this little criminal monkey is found in prison.
-
2
octopus teaches math at harvard They hire octopus to teach math at harvard, the octopus is called arnold and it is said that he is paid 3000 dollars per class. here are some images