St. Louis "PARTY GIRL" is arrested at The St. Louis Zoo after eating mushrooms.
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Longtime St. Louis local Shannon Maners, age 37 was caught Sunday morning at 3a.m. high on illegal hallucinagetic mushrooms and swimming naked with the polar bears at the St. Louis Zoo. Police were called to the intersection of Hampton and Park Ave by three seperate party's who all told 911dispatch they witnessed a naked white female covered in tattoos running northbound on Hampton Ave towards Forest Park yelling repeatedly, "Lookout folks Norman the Polar Bear stole my moondust!" By the time St. Louis City officers found Shannon Maners (AKA) PARTY GIRL, she was stark naked in the Polar Bears den swimming with the deadly animals while throwing stolen Snickers bars at the penguins. After being taxed by the responding officers for not complying Maners was brought to Barnes Hospital on Kingshighway where after 14 hours of being strapped down, she admitted to police she always wanted to do drugs with Zoo animals and throw candy around while admiring her hot chiseled naked body.
Charges are pending.
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