Samquich spotted in Opelika

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There was a Bigfoot spotted in Opelika a few weeks ago. It was said by BO "Holy Shit, look at that sasquatch!". I knew there was a funny musty smell in the air, but didnt think I would see a real live samquich in Opelika Al. I do believe it was the female species because it had hair like a troll doll. You could hear Poppop give the mating call as she answer him, btw have you heard from Poppop since? Byrd got so scared you left Kissi Doll behind. Her and 11-teen started to throw the cups of beer at her and Hilbily said "hot damn, Sasquatch biscuits!!!!" and shot at it, but got away. She picked Poppop up and R U N N O F T!!!!!!

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