Man in Peppa pig dress steals dildos from Ann summers
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Michael John from Swansea was caught last night trying to steal over £5000 worth of goods from Ann summers in Swansea. The manager of the store who does not wish to be named caught Mr John trying to fit a 15inch black dildo up his arse in the main window display. When she questioned his behaviour he simply smiled and ran off. he was eventually detained by police who later searched his home address and found a wide range of adult toys stashed under his bed . Mr John pleaded with the policewoman to get his favourite strap on out and fuck him up the arse til he screamed like a pig. Mr John has been sectioned under the mental health act but insisted on dressing as peppa for his entire stay in the mental health hospital
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