Swansea man to stand trial accused of sex with sheep
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A swansea man from the bonymaen area is to stand trial accused of sex with a sheep, jason "shimmy" gray was seen by PCs sagedeli and pc davies of South Wales police to walk across the farm off creepers lane gower with 2 strange looking hunting dogs namely a "not very intelligent lurched named "yur boy" and some sort of jack russell cross deer hound" after reports by the farmer that strange activity was happening to sheep with the farmer noting that his sheep seemed to be muttering mushhhh mushhh instead of ba baa, on the afternoon of March the 23rd they so grey crouched in the position with trouser round ankles shouting at sheep "you want some I'm going give it yur" on his arrest officers asked grey what is thoughts on Sex with a sheep "he muttered since my dogs can't catch anything whilst out rabitting I turned my intentions to sheep with sagedeli suggesting it's wrong "grey was noted to say it's a Welsh thing you twat" local hunter Richard Christenson was asked to be questioned weather gray was bringing the hunting world into distribute christenson added we've known gray for a long time he's never had good dogs so I'm not suprised he got bored and turned his attention to sheep"
Gray stands trial in May!
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