Cymmer Boxer / Window Shopper Says He'l Never Box Again Retires From Pro Boxing Undefeated 0-0

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Cymmer boxer/window shoppre (cleaner) has announced he shall retire from pro boxing after just 26 days. Geraint ring name Tin Ribs made the wise descion after he broke a nail whilst window shopping in the neath area. David Haye speaking on behalf of the British boxing association commented "Geraint is a legend of the sport and will be remembered forever by all cymmer boxing fans. Although he was robbed of everyone of his amateur fights he will go down as a living legend". Geraint is happy to retire undefeated with a clean record of 0 wins 0 loses and you guessed it 0 fights. Geraint told reporters "if anyone wants to sponsor me butt tell em to ring me butt,also I clean windows so if u want em cleaned I will do that too butt"

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