Swansea man aims to b next Michelin man
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Local swansea man and grease monkey dean "tyres mongboy" russell was officially named the best tyre fitter after one customer lost his locking nuts and he fitted a tyre in place, in being crowned uks best fitter the ex town tyres king pin said " I been fiting tyres since I was 18months old when I used to borrow my auntys grans penny farthing it comes natural to me as the roads in trallwn are like the woman rough as fuck when you peddle a penny farthin up to colwyn chippy at that age it's comes natural to repair puncture or starve so I learned to fix the tyre on asking mr russell if he could also be crowned worlds number 1 he tells how he hopes to become the original mr mitchelin man he said my aim is to be the next mitchelin man as he jokingly laughs and wobbles his beer belly and tells that if he drinks some more beer up the halfway his local he will defo look like him we wish mr russell all the best on his venture GODB
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