Sirius Academy North shut down because of Dave taking over as model at Greggs.

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A shocking story has just been reported that Dave 'Big Baldy' Donkhead has took over as the model at Greggs. The former model ( Alfie Milnes ) was shocked and got big Lewis Bartle on him. He also got Joshua Russel to bite his manky toe and Aiden 'Chicken Dinner' Orvis to get a chase off him. The consequences of this was that Dave got tired coz he ate too many sausage rolls and ended up going home on his PlayStation 4 on Minecraft. Alfie is still currently trying to get his job back.

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