Mexican Teen Arrested For Breaking Into Exo Dorms, Says Local News Stations
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Jocelyn Aguilera, 15 years of age, broke into Kpop sensation's living quarters on April 16 at approximatly 8:50pm. Local witnesses saw her and another masked person climbing through the highest window in the building. We interviewed some of the mortified members of the boy band for more details.
"It was horrifying," said Kim Junmyeon, leader of the group.
"I was just trying to watch Baekhyun's MV for 'Take You Home' when I heard a sudden thump on the floor. Naturally I thought it was Sehun's ugly headass dog Vivi so I didn't think much of it. Next thing I know I'm hearing Chanyeol scream like he's bottoming for Baekhyun....I ran outside to see what happened. There were two masked people on the floor, presumably passed out. I immediatly called security and got more bodyguards and surveillance cameras. How did they even get to Seoul they looked 12."
We wanted further information, so we also interviewed big ears.
"I didn't even scream I don't know what this man is talking about," says Chanyeol, who confronted the masked people. "I didn't know what to do. It's not everyday you find two passes out strangers in your living room. I was ready to drop kick them."
Charges will be fined and justice will be served. Jocelyn is currently under custody, as for the other un identified masked figure....they're still on the loose. Tune in for more information today at 11pm.
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