North Carolina Native, Roberson, to be Named a Brooks Brother

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Clint Roberson, of Huntersville, NC, has been named an official Brooks Brother, according to a release from PR firm, Perception Inc. Mr. Roberson must make a $10,000 donation to the Human Fund or provide proof of ownership of 5 Tommy Bahama t-shirts (same cost) in order to complete the annointment and company discount.

When asked for comment, Mr. Roberson said, "It's an honor to be recognized for my brand loyalty and commitment to the backbone of the American economy, dry cleaning."

A formal swearing in ceremony has been scheduled for June.

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