PUBLIC HEALTH WARNING
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A severe health warning has been issued on the recent findings of a scientific study led by professor Mandy Conroy PSD. After almost 30 yrs of study the findings of drinking Fosters ( the can variety) can have a SEVERE effect on many different aspects of your life. Friends and family of Professor Conroy say she has selflessly volunteered every weekend without exception and has become stanleys foremost authority in this field.
Some of the danger signs are as follows :-
1 Uncontrollable shouting
2 Uncontrollable noise levels
3 Makes your hair straight
4 Twerking at every opportunity
5 Uncontrollable need for " cans "
* note the curly hair before her first can of fosters
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