The salt prophecy

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Adam dashington aged unknown at this moment in time has fulfilled the prophecy of salt. This prophecy is about a young boy unlocking the salt void at a young age causing the whole world to slowly become more offended and more salty. This phenomenon only happens every 2 centuries (2000 years) the last child to do this was jesus making everyone so slate that his own friend gave him to the guards to be killed. Adam will soon reach this level of salt. The salt revolution is coming. Young adam if you are reading this know that your powers blossom at the age of 12. This means most of your friends are most likely salty most of the time. Thot patrol would like you on there team as you could make the thots salty enough to stop being thots. Adam is our saviour. He is here to reset our sins.

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