DB Cooper makes brief appearance on KY Lake booze cruise
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On a recent celebrity booze cruise sponsored by Kentucky Jelly and held on the yacht 'Smooth Sailing', famed hide and seek gold medalist from the 1971 autumn olympics DB Cooper showed up to see what all the fuss was about.
"I been sittin' on this here moolah for nigh on 50 years now. I thought 'now wat in tarnation is the point of bein' a baller if ya don't git out and make rain from time to time.' I mean I got all that cash to impress the ladies, but I hid out so long that I don't really have much use for the ladies anymore... If ya know what I mean." He said, making a 'limp' gesture with his index finger. "But when I heard they got these new fangled new pills that'll make yer sticker peck up, well I figured I'd give it a go. I disappeared in silence, but I'm going out with a bang. And another bang. And another bang..." he stated as he gave that wink and shrug that old men are known to do.
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