Byron Center man arrested for breaking into homes, and tickling Buttholes
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MICHIGAN – The infamous “Booty Tickler” who was breaking into homes in Byron Center and tickling peoples but*holes while they were sleeping has finally been captured.
The so called “Booty tickler” hit several homes and targeted at least a dozen people before being arrested.
His best cover is the element of surprise people believed he was a harmless homeless man but after being captured it was discovered he wasn’t homeless but was wearing “Wrangler” brand clothing that is estimated to be worth over $45.
All of the break-ins happened overnight and people were so scared they started sleeping on their back.
We spoke to Harry Scrotum who lives near 3 of the “Booty ticklers” victims homes and he told us “Dude! I slept on my back everyday, I can finally sleep on my stomach again”.
Police say they were able to identify him and arrested him today at 5 a.m. All of the tickler’s victims were men. He is currently being held in Kent County with no bond
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