Trump Caught Vigorously Rogering Pence
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In a stunning turn of events, President Donald Trump was caught in a compromising position this afternoon with Vice President Mike Pence in the Oval Office.
A clearly traumatized staffer described the incident: "I was on my way into the office to bring the president his regular afternoon Metamucil cocktail. I knew I was a bit early, but I figured the President wouldn't mind since I was also bringing him some orange slices for a little surprise. When I walked in, I found the Vice President bent over the presidents desk with the President himself going balls deep down Pence's poop shoot."
So far there has been no official acknowledgement of the incident from the White House, but advisor Kellyanne Conway alluded to the story on "The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer" this evening. When she said that it is a well-known fact that the Vice President often runs "a quart low."
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