Pres. Trump to allow hunting of elusive Sasquatch

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Beginning in September of this year, hunters from around the world will converge on the United States, in hopes of legally hunting and bagging the legendary "Bigfoot", for the first time.

Pres. Trump's wish to increase tourism to many states, that already see millions of visitors, has some Politicians scratching their heads. "I'm totally behind his plan to allow the legal hunting of Bigfoot. But, my state, for example, is hurting when it comes to tourism. We could truly use the attention and money. I mean, why can't they hunt for Bigfoot here, in Kansas?" - U.S Republican Senator Pat Roberts

The price tag to hunt the elusive creature is expexted to be high. And, any hunter lucky enough to capture the mythical ape-like man must turn over their kill to the United States government. Yet, if a hunter is able to capture and NOT simply kill their prey, they are rewarded with a $4 million dollar pay off.

In a twist that Hollywood couldn't even create, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), which champions animal rights, has expressed their approval of the hunt. "The Sasquatch is responsible for the countless deaths of smaller animals living among the man-ape. The Bigfoot is wrecking the order of the ecosystem."

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