Donald Trump Assassinated during speech about Global Warming
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A shocking event has arisen as Donald Trump was assassinated in front an audience of 8244 during a speech where he (Trump) was addressing his beliefs on Global Warming. Mike Pence made a statement about the disaster, saying
"Today has been an excruciatingly painful day filled with a terrible outcome when it should have been a great one. Today was supposed to be the day Trump would announce that he was going to be putting global warming as a priority. He had said in the past that he did not believe in global warming, and thought it was a hoax, of course, after those words of the former president circulated around media, he decided to educate himself and be more open to discussing this obvious problematic situation. All of us were very aware that many wanted Trump killed, and despite our best efforts and maximum security it has happened. Today we mourn for the president's life, that has been taken from him too soon. Amen"
No information is being shared publicly at the time other than that he was shot in the chest several times by a sniper rifle that has been identified as a Denel NTW-20 , and the murderer has been caught and will be prosecuted immediately. Pence also said earlier that he wants the shooter to be put under the federal death penalty, which will probably be the case. the 8244 civilians that have been traumatized by this event will all be giving statements to the police in case any more information will be able to be given.
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