Beloved Kirkland Facebook Group imploded with niceness

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Kirkland, WA - On Saturday Kirkland residents awoke to find their citys largest source of rainbows and unicorns was shutting down amid rumors of over-inflated egos and fake smiles. "We just couldn't handle all the love people were sending our way" stated one group admin, "we had 11,000 people who just adored us and everything about the city we live in". Critics of the group laughed at the demise of the group, which was hastily dismantled in the early dawn hours. "if you weren't smiling when you typed your post, the admins could tell and they would instantly delete your post and ban you from the group". Links to replacement groups critical of the original were quickly deleted and members banned even as the group itself shut down. "We don't need reality," said one admin "giggle and pig snot is what makes Kirkland great!"

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