Mother of twins burns down HOA because they restricted "Dodge: A Journey to Freedom" celebration.

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Falon Marston, a stay at home mother of twins, recently threw a party celebrating the return of her late mother's 2010 Dodge Journey.
Her residence which is under strict HOA rules and regulations, recently filed a report forbidding the pyro loving mother from throwing parties of the like in the future.
"None of their rules apply to me. I do what I want around here, as long as no one gets hurt. As far as I know, no one got hurt, amiright?" , said Mrs.Marston, right before lighting another fire wand and chucking it at the HOA headquarters.
The building has burned to the ground, along with all files regarding past occuranxes against the 33 year old suburbian wife.
"I mean, if they would've just left me alone, none of this would've happened. It sure was something to see, wasn't it?"
No charges have been pressed and HOA representatives from all over the tri state are considering "easing up" on their rediculous bullshit rules regarding how residents chose to live their lives.

Fuck your rules.
I do what I want.
(As long as no one gets hurt)

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