Trump to ban anyone named David

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President Trump is considering banning all men named David from US soil. It's unclear at this time what triggered this potential policy but a white house advisor stated that Trump had a childhood fight with a kid named David White & he has never gotten over it.

The 9th circuit court is set to hear the case if Trump implements this policy on Thursday. However white House spokesperson Sara Huckabee said there is no law blocking the banning of a name so the 9th circuit will have its hands tied. Canada is preparing to take in people named David & should be ready by Saturday.

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