President Trump eats turd in middle of intetview
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Everybody knows Donald Trump is a shit eating dumbass..... well today in an interview with CNN the reporter asked "is it true that you're a shit eating cheetoe face moron?" Donald Trump's response was he pulled a turd out of his inner pocket in his jacket and stuck it in his mouth, then proceeded to suck on the poo. When asked if it was somebody's poop we might know or if it was animal feces he proceeded to shake his head back and forth in the slow motion just maken the mmm mmm mmm mmm(as if it was really tastey). Then he proceeded to ask other fellow CNN reporters if they had any liquid dookey he could use to wash these delishious butt truffles down so he could have his snack of fudge babies he found at the petting zoo.
At this point is when,pardon the pun, all shit broke loose he ripped his pants off and began to sing a song poopy poopy all day long I like poopy in my song poopy poopy all day long I'll lick poopy off your schlong. Then he pulled out a large plastic trash bag spread it across the floor stripped down naked and began to defecate on to the bag then proceeded to play a twister like game with the different colored Keester cakes and different items he found in the fecal matter.
Just about that time everyone was worried that he was going to cover the entire place with crap Finally Milena came in to stop it all gave Donald a whooping and proceeded to lick a paper towel and wipe his face.
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