20th Century Relic Found Dead After Leaving Smart Phone At Home
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Thursday - Local oaf and 20th Century relic, Rex Ricks, was found dead today after leaving home without his Smart Phone this morning. The once vibrant member of a bygone era was found emaciated and starved to death next to a local shopping mall fountain when he was unable to locate the food court to provide himself with his daily sustenance. The poor, old bastard was said by witnesses to be looking for the location of the Orange Julius, which the mall hasn't had since 1992. His smart phone could not be reached for a comment.
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