Simi Valley Mall to include every major Store and be enclosed

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With the lackluster shopping experience of the Current Simi Valley Town Center. Owners and developers have decided to close the mall and enclose it. Also paying bribes to major store chains to open at least a front facade for the Grand Opening.
And on the Grand Opening hundreds of Shopper actors will be bussed in to make the Grand Opening look like a success.

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